# Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings
# Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command
# Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss
# Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly
# Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports
# Your parents find them easier to like
# Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends
# Dogs are willing to hold your purse in public
# Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play
# Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk
# Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will always want more
# Dogs tend to bath themselves daily, men must be encouraged to do so
# You can put a dog in a crate when you don't feel like having it around
# Dogs expect to go outside on leashes... men think they can do everything on their own
# Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
# Dogs miss you when you're gone.
# You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
# Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
# Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
# Dogs don't criticize your friends.
# Dogs admit when they're jealous.
# Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
# Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
# Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
# Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
# You can train a dog.
# Dogs are easy to buy for.
# Dogs are good with kids.
# Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
# You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
# Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
# The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
# Dogs understand what NO means.
# Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
# Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
# Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
# Dogs do not read at the table.
# You can house train a dog.
# You can force a dog to take a bath.
# Dogs don't correct your stories.
# Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
# Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
# Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
# Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
# Dogs love to dance
# Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
# Dogs admit it when they're lost.
# Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
# Dogs look at your eyes.
# Dogs like your size.
# Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
# Dogs take care of their own needs.
# Dogs are color blind.
# Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
# Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
# Dogs are nice to your relatives.
# Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
# Dogs don't care how you dress.
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